Film and TV Gupchups

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Film And TV Gupchup!

Friends,

Here I am as “Malsy Meow” bringing in lots of behind the scene activities and facts of the stars. You can call it by whatever name you like, be assured you are going to have lots of fun being here. So bury your hatchets and dive in!! Meow till then!

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Sania Mirza spent long time with Shaheed Kapoor during a private screening of his latest release “Kismet Konnection”. Shaheed says he is just friends with Sania, Malsy Meow has a doubt. I could not jump in from the window to hear their conversation, better luck next time. Meow…..

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Abbas Tyrewala is the happiest man in the world. No, he did not sell any tyres to the Ambanis, dearies. He is the director of the movie Jaane Tu.. Ya Jaane Na! He is laughing his way to the bank along with Aamir Khan the producer. Subhash Ghaiji stop making “Krisna” and ‘Karz”. Jawan log baazi maar gaye bhai!

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This star spends lot of time reading books between shots. Hey, star and reading books, most of us always thought they are dumb nymphet. It is our very own Kajol. She is an avid reader who never shies away from wearing glasses even during award functions too. We want more of you Kajol, your absence is felt in the industry. Malsy Meeow running around to bring more news for readers.

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We saw Nagma who tried her stunts in Bollywood in Mumbai. Prabhu Deva, Saurav Ganguly and now whom!! She looked stunning my dearies! Will try to fish the news out! Meeow from Malsy.

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A powerful performer who can give the stars a run for their money is our talented dancer cum actor Vivek Oberoi. Saathiya is still fresh in our minds, with Masti and Pyaare Mohan. The applauding performance in Shootout at Lokhandwala has made producers sign him again! Oh! Yeah! Did I forget to tell that he had lost track after breaking up with his lady love Aishwarya Rai! I saw him in Idea Awards Function performing on a number from Mission Istanbul. Dals, he was outstanding. Vivek listen to Malsy Meeow, forget the past and look for the future. We are bored of the six packs, we need actors and that means we need you. Common young man, you have it you, grab it and make your father proud.

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Do you watch the serial – Annu Ki Ho Gayi Wah Bhai Wah. The leading actress Srijhitha Dey had Bollywood calling. She has a small role in Tashan. Malsy Meeow is happy, talent has to be recognized.

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Our handsome hunk Karan Singh Grower of Dil Mil Gaye (serial) has stolen many hearts with his looks and now tattoo. Well, now you can see this hunk host a show as well called Zara Nachke Dikha. Karan we always want more of you deary. Dance, host, act do all that you can for your fans. We are drooling!! Meeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwww!! Hope he is hearing!!

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Hey Gals,

Malsy has bought hot news for you gals here.

Karan Singh Grower, yeah, the same hunk of Dil Mil Gaye ties knot with his long time girlie Shraddha Nigam and you know where, in 'Romantic Goa'.

He broke so many hearts back here in Mumbai.

Its work work for Karan and no 'Honey Moon".

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Fans have not approved the relationship of Saif and Kareena. They are hopelessly hoping that Shaheed and Kareena patch up. They made a lovely couple, I heard some of them whispering. Move on buddies! A broken mirror and heart can never be joined together. Malsy Meeow! Singing off now!

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Shaheed Kapoor makes Parathas and hot cuppa tea on Sundays and takes bath only after lunch. He takes time to play with this dog and catches up with a light comedy movie. Meoow does he have cold milk in fridge for Malsy Meeow…..

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The title of the movie Singh is Kinng is selected by Akshay Kumar who spotted it on the back of a truck in Jaipur. Mai Jat Yamla Pagla Diwana!!

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Hey,

MTV Roadies 6 Auditions of Kolkatta and Ahmedabad is over.

I had a hearty laugh at Paulomi De, she got selected.

Did you all watch that guy who has come down from US of A and is keeping a track on his lovers friend too! He is not letting her have friends online too!

It was fun to watch MTV Audition. Now let us watch how MTV Bengaluru Audition shapes up.

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Winner of MTV Roadies

Rannvijay Singh (Delhi) – First Season
Ayushman Khuranna (Chandigarh) – Winner, Second Season
Parul Shahi (Delhi) – Winner, Third Season
Anthony Yeh (Kolkata) – Winner, Fourth Season
Aashutosh Kaushik (Sahranpur) – Winner, Fifth Season

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Rahul Mahajan who won the BADA DILWALA TITLE will judge a reality show along with Sachin Pilgaonkar.

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One of the “Daily Newspaper” flashes evicted contestant of Big Boss 2 in two piece swim suits! She was lovingly called as “innocent” “Non Celebrity”, “Chutki” and few other names. Her pictures have shocked Mumbai, how come a non celebrity have pictures in different poses with barest minimum clothes! It seems like a professional shoot of her profile! The woman behind the swim suit is non other than “Alina Wadiwala” who moved around in the house washing dishes and mopping floors! Kya Baath Hain Alina, Parde Ke Peeche kuch aur, Parde ke Aage Kuch Aur!

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Tamil Star Icon Rajnikanth wants Big B to star in his daughter Soundarya’s bilingual (Tamil and English) debut production. Yaari hain, Yaari hain, Imaan mera, Yaar meri Zindagi! Wow!

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Rekha will be seen on Televison very soon. The talks are in the air of Madam Rekha hosting a very unique programme on television.

Big B hosted Kaun Banega Crorepathi and stole the show, Rekha what are you up to! To steal the show or to steal Big B’s attention!

Bachchan, sudhar jha, itna yaad rakh, pyaar mein jho Hai miltha hain, woh zindagi bhar sathathi hain!

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Fashion Designer Neeta Lulla will design the robes for dreamgirl Hema Malini who is going to be portrayed as Vijayaraje Scindia in her upcoming film Ek Rani Aisi Thi.

Amma Hema, you anyways look like a queen even at this age!

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Shilpa Shetty will be playing Protima Bedi in an Indian-Chinese venture of film.

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Roadside Romeo starring Saif Ali Khan is directed by Child actor turned director Mayur (Master Mayur!) who is still single!

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Saira Banu and Dilip Kumar celebrated their 42nd wedding anniversary on 10th October. Saira says she never regretted giving up her shining career to tie the knot with her beau as she was sure of building a concrete dream for two of them. 42 years down the lane, we agree with Madam Banu. Tum Kamsin thi par nadaan nahin thi Saira.

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Kavitha Kaushik (FIR fame) has moved on after her break up with Karan Grover (Armaan of DMG)! Karan is going steady with Shraddha Nigam!

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Parents are making their six year olds wear ‘padded bras’ at six to get them noticed by Producers to act in movies or television! Hot news!

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Kats can say bye to Sallu her arm candy. Her current rate is Rs.3.5 crore per movie. Way to go Kats!

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Were you happy with Big B and Tabu pair in Cheeni Kum, then Malsy has brought good news for you gals here. They are paired again in a historical movie based on Emperor Ashoka.

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Know the rates of your TV Stars:

Iqbal Khan and Apoorva Agnihotri – Rs.60,000 per day

Parmeeth Sethi, Hiten Tejwani, Ram Kapoor, Shwetha Tiwari and Sakshi Tanwar – Rs.50,000 per day (now we know from Meanie Raja has got such a vast collection of clothes!) Shweta is Judging Aaja Mahee Wey


The Crowned Queen of small screen – Smrithi Irani – Rs.2,50,000 per day

The Crowned King of small screen – Ronit Roy – Rs.1,00,000 per day and Rs. 3,00,000 per day for a reality show! (Judging Aaja Mahee Wey)

Dancing King and successful Host of the small screen – Hussain Kuwajerwala – Rs.70,000 per day and Rs. 3,00,000 per day for a reality show! Count the number of episodes of Indian Idol! Laxmi Ma Ki Krupa!

Arra ra ra ra bolne walli Ketaki Dave – Rs.25 to 30,000 per day and Rs.2,00,000 per day for a reality show!

Gurdeep Kohli – Rs.35,000 per day

Aman Varma and Deepshika – Rs.30,000 per day

Now I feel, Big Boss must be paying more than Rs.1,00,000 per day to his contestants at they are working 24 hours for him!

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Gul Panag had disappeared for many years and seen again in a movie! She tells papparazi that she does not mind wearing a bikini! After some years she may come in… With progressing age, Gul has learnt to compromise, is it!

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Shilpa Shetty says she will achieve more than what a normal actress does! Winning BB, hosting shows abroad and setting up a production house has turned this 30 plus lass in to a ace business woman! Yeah, dals she also added she is at peace with Akki and has no grudge over him and never had one too. Even a broken heart does not curse, that is the power of love! Meow to Shilpa! Join me gals.

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Himesh Reshmaiyya has left his nasal tang at home and sung the song “Ek Haseena Thi, Ek Deewana Tha”. Himeshbhai, when you go on high pitch, you still get the nasal tang! Stop trying to sing songs sung by legendary singers like Kishore Kumar! You will make a fool of yourself. Learn a lesson from SRK who took all the bricks on his head for working in Don Sequel!

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Monica Bedi has finally settled for a small apartment of 500+ sq.ft. at Goregaon for 1 Lakh Rupees deposit and 15,000 Rupees Rent. She will live with her handicapped mother and a servant!

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Runner up of Big Boss 2 Raja Choudhary has been arrested thrice against different charges including molesting a journalist.

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Priyanka Chopra is going through tough times, films are bombing one after the other at the box-office. God Tussi Great Ho, Love Story 2050 and now Drona. Will Mahesh Bhandarkar pull her out of the well with Fashion? Yes, He did and with Dostana she is back on the track.

Thanks to John and his Bum show.

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The Great Indian Laughter Channel IV, entered the grand finale. Suresh Albela performed extremely well and he won the champion title. The Pakistani duo Lal Badshah and Safed Khan were the first runner up and Bharthi Singh the second runner up.

Suresh Albela is the son of a labourer and his mom carries bricks and mud on her head with him tied in an apron as a child. Suresh Albela surprised the judges and the audience with his consistent performance and walked to the victory gallore with pride. The diamond that the nation was searching was hidden in a village!

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There is a rumour in the air that Arshad Waris and Maria are going separate ways!

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Aamir Khan says he never had any goal in life and always loved to do what he feels like doing. He enjoys lazing around and sleeping! He signs movies if he feels good about the script. He also adds that he loves to do work with passion and it is titled as ‘perfection’ by Bollywood!

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Hey gals, do you all know that the child actor for Tareeq in Yaadon Ki Baarat was Aamir Khan! Do get the DVD and have a look, the short and cute Aamir was bundle of nerves when he was shooting at that age!

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Priety Zinta and Ness Wadia were seen at the formula 1 Grand Prix in Singapore. Shilpa Shetty was smiling l like a fish in the Vijay Mallya gallore. Rahul Gandhi was also spotted at the venue!

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Hairy Bear Anil Kapoor says “No” to “Papa” roles. I have six more years with me to play young, he screamed from the roof top. We agree with him, isn’t it! Let us first find out, how he grows his hair so well not only on his plate but also his chest, arms and legs!! Hairy Beary Balu – Anil Kapoor.

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Shraddha Nigam and Karan Grower back out from Nach Baliye 4 and Karanvor Bohra and Teejay Sidhu are roped in. Reason – Pappu Karan can’t dance sala!!

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Sushmita denies the rumour about her live-in relationship with Mudassar Aziz. She declares she has only one solid relationship with her daughter Renee. Do not call her adopted she warns everyone! She is in no hurry to tie the knot but gals, she did not deny the relationship! Malsy Meeow has brought this news for her friends here.

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Do you know the movie Chandni Chowk to China is based on Akshay Kumar’s real life? Akki has also crooned in this movie.

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Rock On’s music is chartbuster and the movie has made Indian Cinema proud! With demand from Expat’s, the movie will be released with sub-titles and screened with special timings too! Has Farhan Akhtar the actor arrived in Bollywood! Yes, He has says my cards!

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Iqbal Khan will be hosting a show on natural and supernaturals. Let us all give it to this guy! He hears the script and signs on dot, he gives his best shot, his presence is enough to make the serial a HIT! Once the script starts twisting and turning for TRP’s Iqbal quits. He does not care for money and fame! I like it man! A person who believes in onself does not succumb to pressure and politics! You rock Iqbal!

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Did you know that Dev Anand and our Prime Minister Man Mohan Singh share one thing in common? What! Arre dearies, don’t you all know that they share the same birthdate!!

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After scaring the audience with a “Crow” RVG churns out a sequel in Telugu. The scare element there is “Lizard”. Next what RVG!

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Javed Jaffrey says, “I can dance with Hrithik and not look like a fool”. We all agree Javedbhai, you are the real ustaad in the field of humour and dance.

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Akki wore a turban and became Sardar in Singh is Kingg and later his price sky rocketed to 71 crores per movie. Aamir, Shah Rukh and Salman are calling up producers saying they are ready to don the naqli dhadi, mooch and pagdi! Malsy Meeow would hate to see all three of them in a simple mooch, forget dhadi and pagdi! Akki rocked as Sardar in Singh is Kingg.

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Jaya Bachchan had one caller saying “Main Hoon Na” during the days of MNS threat! It was none other than SRK who called up Jaya and asked about her well being everyday. SRK looks at Jaya as his mother and Abhi says he looks at SRK as his elder brother. Amit says, media created the fight and now media is set to put it off. We were friends always! Howzatttttttt!

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Vijender Singh was the showstopper in an opulent Sherwani of the Royal Moghul Gharana for Rohit Bal at the HDIL India Couture Week at the Grand Hyatt. He danced on the beat of Singh is King. Bal’s show was called Cheshma Shahi which had contemporary outfits with deep jewel tones and fabrics were velvets, silks and organzas. His guest list included Twinkle Khanna, Arti Surendranath, Shabani Azmi, Queenie Dhody, Abu Jani, Bikram Saluja and others.

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Superstition plays a vital role in many humans. If you ask our London Returned Shilpa Shetty, pat comes the reply that the Yellow Sapphire on her finger brought in lots of luck for her – Big Brother contest winner, started a production house, released a Yoga Video, called abroad to host series of shows and to top it Mr Kundra!

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When we talk about superstition Ajay Devgan cannot be left behind, he does not shave before the release of his movie and our beauty queen Aishwarya does not cut her nails.

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Govind changed his name to Govinda and has been following his astrologer’s advice. During the shooting of Money Hain tho Honey Hain, his astrologer called him up and asked him to play with a Rooster the next day keep at bay some evil happenings. The producer had to arrange for a Rooster immediately and Govinda kept the shooting on hold and played from sunrise to sunset with Rooster!

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Welcome to Sajjanpur rocks with flawless performance of our Mumbai Ka Hero Shreyas Talpade. It is a breezy comedy film which brings us memories of Kakka of yesteryears writing chittis for the village singing “Dakiya Daak Laya”. A must watch dearies. Benegal has proved he is genious! Rabi Jhankal as Eunuch steals our heart, while Ravi Kissen needs a few runs on the threadmill!

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Will Shyam Shroff part with the rights of Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi? If yes, it will be made with Salman, Arbaaz and Sohail in the lead! Who else can do justice to it other than David Dhawan! I want Priyadarshan to try out this re-make!

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Some of the celebs displayed bad taste at the Couture event. Suchitra Pillai wore something like a space-ship uniform in stark blue and to follow her was Marc Robinson! Eeeks!!

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Laila Khan (sister of Fardeen Khan) wore tiger pants and looked more like an hunter!! Where is the sauve Laila gone!! Who gave you this idea! Not Malsy Meeow for sure!

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Madhu looked ravishing at the top and funny from the bottom! Her top was perfect for a club party while her loose pyjama or salwar like pants with broooaaad bottoms looked like she is going for a Shayari Sammelan!!

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Roza wore radioactive shoes and looked like an invite for a birthday party!

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Mallika Sherawat and RVG have kissed and made it up! RVG has decided to patch up his relationships with everyone, first it was Madhur Bhandarkar, then Himesh Reshmaiiya and now Mallika Sherawat! He had said, “The crow of Phoonk has beaten Mallika’s sex appeal!”. RVG has decided to sign the sexy siren in Phoonk 2! Is he going to keep the same crow which he hired for Rs.500 per day! How will he identify it!!

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Mallika Sherawat is being paid 85 lakhs for her show in Country Club at Dubai.

Our Desi Rakhi Sawant charges Rs.40 lakhs for a New Year Dance Show.

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Our very own Munnabhai has decided to write an autobiography! Manyata is busy calling up publishers! Munna, we would like to know about two things – did you really have an affair with Tina and Rekha! You had shot a bullet in air before Tina’s home something like that! Can you clear it please and were you so innocent to hold a rifle at home when you had already entered your 30’s!!

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Have you seen Aamir! If not, I want all of you to run to the nearest DVD outlet and pick up one to watch it! The direction was superb and actor Rajeev Khandelwal (the first actor to go against Ektaa Kapoor and expose the truth that she does not pay the actors their dues!) has done a marvelous job. The movie has got no great songs, no item numbers, no large sets, no blowing up crores of money like Jodha Akbar (which BOMBED) and finally no actress! Yet, the movie was declared a HIT!

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Shirish Kunder (who!), father of triplets (what), aree baba, Farha Khan’s husband (OOOHHH) was shown the door when he asked Rs.11 crores to direct a movie! Well, when wife did not bring in much luck to his sinking career, we thought the triplets would! It seems all are favouring mama miya and papa pappu is busy sucking his soar thumb! Meeow from Malsy

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Hey Folks,

Dreamgirl Hema Malini turned 60 last month. She is ageing gracefull isn't it.

Should we give it to her dance or yoga or Dharamji!

:):o:

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Darsheel the child artist of Taare Zameen Par was asked by one Media,

"Do you know, you earn more than your father?".

Arre Baap Re! Malsy Meeowed and ran far away from their with her tail hiding.

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Get ready for the release of RAB NE BANA DI JODI!

I was upset with SRK and his mooch look, now after seeing him in those yellow and red pants, My heartbeat is going Dhak Dhak Dhuk...

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Mallika Sherawat is being paid 85 lakhs for her show in Country Club at Dubai.

Our Desi Rakhi Sawant charges Rs.40 lakhs for a New Year Dance Show.

WOW! I had no idea that they charge so much for one show. Is it for their talent or showing skin:)

[rajmiarun]

Mals meow,
lots of gupshups. I need a whole day to read the entire stuff. But will definitely take time to read them.

[malspie]

WOW! I had no idea that they charge so much for one show. Is it for their talent or showing skin:)


All I can say is, "Its for their Dance Showww". :)

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Begum Para the reigning of yesteryears passes away.
She was last seen in Saawariya. She was 80 years younger.

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Dancing Queen to be on air today at 10.00 p.m by Colors and will be judged by Jumping Jack Jeetendra and Dream Girl Hema Malini.

Participants are

Sambhavana Seth
Meghna Naidoo
Barkha Bisht
Karsishma Tanna
Bruna Andullah
Sanober Kabir
Shwetha Menon
Ishitaa Arun
Mink and
Dipshikha Nagpal

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Katrina Kaif tops the Maximum downloads of pictures of female bollywood actress around 50, 000 to 1,00,000 pictures per month.

Now they are going to charge a royalty to the leading ladies whose pictures will be downloaded!

Aur paisa aur shaurat!

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Yes, this is the name of the serial in Sab Channel at 9.30 p.m.

Very hilarious and well directed. Do not miss folks.

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Reality Show 'Dancing Queen' started with a bang. Jeetu was in his trademark whites (shoes included!) and Hema was gorgeous! Amma Malini has still not learnt to speak Hindi without the South accent though she has lived more than half her life in Mumbai!

The dancers whose name I had mentioned in my previous post are mentors to other participants.

Reality Shows are keeping the fire of the kitchen burning in many houses.

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Bhanu Pratap was average in his singing.

Bhavya was good

Prasanjeit rocked

Waiting for Janatha ka decision.

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Chote Miyan reality show started today and was aired by Colors at 9.p.m.

Rahul Mahajan and Sachin Pilgaonkar are the judges.

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Tullika got eliminated this Saturday and shook hands with Priyanka!

Mohit was heart broken.

Thank God, good singers like Prasanjeit, Kapil, Rajdeep, Bhavya escaped elimination.

[sunetra365]

No doubt , Katrina Kaif is very sexy and looks stunning in whatever she wears

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Cannot wait to read his autobiography. Will he include all his life dramas?
Our very own Munnabhai has decided to write an autobiography! Manyata is busy calling up publishers! Munna, we would like to know about two things – did you really have an affair with Tina and Rekha! You had shot a bullet in air before Tina’s home something like that! Can you clear it please and were you so innocent to hold a rifle at home when you had already entered your 30’s!!

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When I watched that serial I liked Srijhitha Dey acting. She is good actress
Do you watch the serial – Annu Ki Ho Gayi Wah Bhai Wah. The leading actress Srijhitha Dey had Bollywood calling. She has a small role in Tashan. Malsy Meeow is happy, talent has to be recognized.

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Finally Moncia Bedi settled :confused:
Monica Bedi has finally settled for a small apartment of 500+ sq.ft. at Goregaon for 1 Lakh Rupees deposit and 15,000 Rupees Rent. She will live with her handicapped mother and a servant!

[malspie]

Cannot wait to read his autobiography. Will he include all his life dramas?

Hi Sunetra,

I am waiting to see if he mentions anything about Rekha, there was a rumour that they had small affair! ;)

[malspie]

Finally Moncia Bedi settled :confused:

Yes, dear, she has bought a house of her own and living with her mother. We are waiting to hear about her small love story in Big Boss 2 with Rahul Mahajan!!

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Hi Shalaka,

I was watching this serial only for Srijitha and ofcourse the guy who portrayed the character GULLU!

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It is a dance reality show but with a difference. I loved the participants as they come from different backgrounds like rape victim, acid victim, bargirl etc.. Everyone should get a chance to earn their bread. When a normal person struggles to keep the fire burning at his home, I cannot imagine what these girls must have gone through in life.

I am thankful to God for finally showing his mercy and giving them a platform to showcase their talent and earn some money too.

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With his butt show in Dostana, he is become the poster boy for the girls! Now John with all the encouragement from his female fans has decided to drop his Undies too for his next movie directed by Kabir.

Its high time men are asked to drop clothes, it has been woman on the swing always.

What say friends.

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Raja Choudhary got arrested for the sixth time in 10 days.

How did he stay in BB2 for that long is still a wonder?

I am confident he was eliminated by the janatha but Big Boss kept him in to rake the TRP's.

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Akshay Kumar has given his real postal address of his Chandni Chowk days in his movie. This man has come a long way.

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Dilip Saab celebrated his birthday quietly on 11th December. Belated Birthday Wishes Dilip Saab.

[pannu2000]

Mals
I like John Abraham but I personally dont appreciate him dropping off his clothes
With his butt show in Dostana, he is become the poster boy for the girls! Now John with all the encouragement from his female fans has decided to drop his Undies too for his next movie directed by Kabir.

Its high time men are asked to drop clothes, it has been woman on the swing always.

What say friends.

[malspie]

I adore John Abraham for his looks, he rocks with or without clothes.

I also admire the trend of Bollywood where men are forced to wear low waist trousers, get in to six packs and bare it for us!

At last, Directors have realized it is not fair to always ask the female leads to drop their clothes.

Cheero Directors, I am happy!

[tulsi34]

Mals
I am with you on this. I like John Abraham too. He is handsome and sexy.
It is high time Bollywood drop down mens clothes. Why always female stars dropping their clothes?
your gup chups are very intresting. Keep posting!!

[malspie]

Hi Tulsi,

Take a Hi-Fi! I love to watch the heroes slogging it out in the gym to build their body. Gone are those days when Rajendra Kumar with due respect to his talent wore trousers raised to his chest with suspenders and went to college and was always! Why only Jubilee Kumar, all heroes of yester years looked like brinjals and were going to college with one notebook!

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VH is airing Big Brother the actual reality show which was aped by us as Big Boss.

Do not miss VH today at 10.00 p.m.

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Do you know gals Sanju Baba's hair stylist has opened a new salon last week and who's who of Bollywood visited it!

Now we know from whom do they get those trendy cuts (on hair! ofcourse!).

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Surprisingly Aamirs marketing strategy has not gone down well with his fans.

They are upset for Aamir being so insecure about his next release Gajini!

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Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi did not pull any crowd to the halls. On the second day there were only 100 people in one of the halls which can occupy 300!

Do we blame Aditya Chopra for his weak story line?

Do we blame SRK for sticking to Yash Raj Camp?

Do we shift the blame to Bomb Scare which is keeping people away from theatres?

[sulu2000]

Rab de bana di Jodi is little bit slow movie. The story line may not be digestible by Indian crowd as we are not used to "not acceptiong the husband after marriage"
part of it may be bomb scare, people avoiding to show up at public places.

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How can a woman fail to recognize her man just coz he shaves off his MOOCH!

Ridiculous it sounds, Adi Chopra we cannot buy such silly flicks anymore.

If you have lost the charm of direction, watch Jab We Met!

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Aamir Khan calls his trainer JALLAD as he used to make AK repeat all the pushups and situps to tone his muscles and body! The result is in Gajini!

40+ Aamir rocks!

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Deepika Padukone wore a long strapless blue gown at IIFA Awards and we saw the same pattern of gown and again in blue in her movie Bachna Eh Haseeno! Lets not discuss further.

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Aishwarya Rai’s long blue gown in Dhoom 2 was almost identical to Bipasha Basu’s purple gown in Bachna ae Haseeno. Ouch! How did this happen Ash! Sorry Bips!

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Hey

Did Rock On bring in the much needed acclaim for Prachi Desai?

I see Farhan and Arjun cashing on the success and now holding reality shows and judging it too!

Prachi dont you think it was better to be the Queen of T.V. Soaps than a lost fish in the ocean called Bollywood!

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Do you gals know Shilpa Shetty charged a whooping amount of Rs.10 crores for hosting Big Boss 2?

We all know what job she did other than giggling like a hyena!

Pooja Bedi was much better than her!

[malspie]

The actual names of some of the Bollywood stars are as given below:

Sunny Deol is Ajay Singh Deol
Bobby Deol is Vijay Singh Deol
Dharmendra is Dharam Singh Deol
Jeetendra is Ravi Kapoor
Dilip Kumar is Yusuf Khan
Govinda is Govind Ahuja
Akshay Kumar is Rajiv Bhatia
Twinkle Khanna is Tina Khanna
Ashok Kumar is Kumud Ganguly
Ajay Devgan is Vishal Devgan
Dev Anand is Devdutt Anand
Madhubala was Mumtaz Begum
Shammi Kapoor is Shamsher Kapoor
Johnny Lever is Badruddin Qazi
Ajith was Hamid Ali Khan
Mahima Chaudhary is Ritu Chaudhary
Mallika Sherawat is Rima Lamba
Kumar Gaurav is Manoj Tulli
Nana Patekar is Vishwanath Patekar
Rajesh Khanna is Jatin Khanna
Rajnikanth is Shivajirao Gaekwad
Sanjeev Kumar was Haribhai Jariwala
Sunil Dutt was Balraj Dutt
Salman Khan is Abdul Rashid Salim Salman Khan
Tuntun was Uma Devi Khatri
Manoj Kumar is Hare Krishna Goswami
Rekha is Bhanurekha Ganesan
John Abraham is Farhan Abraham
Amitabh Bachchan is Amit Bachchan
Meena Kumari was Mahjabeen
Tabu is Tabassum

Malsy Meeow has brought this exclusively for her Saakhis here.

[malspie]

Now let us know the Bollywood Stars by their pet names:

Duggu is Hrithik Roshan
Dabbu is Randhir Kapoor
Chimpu is Rajeev Kapoor
Chintu is Rishi Kapoor
Raju or Akki is Akshay Kumar
Bebo is Kareena Kapoor
Lolo is Karishma Kapoor
Big B is Amitabh Bachchan
King Khan is Shahrukh Khan
Sallu is Salman Khan
Kats is Katreena Kaif
KJO is Karan Johar
Chi Chi is Govinda
Titu is Sushmita Sen
Bonny is Bipasha Basu
Faffy is Aftab Shivdasani
Anna is Suneil Shetty
Chinki is Celina Jaitley
Piggy Chops is Priyanka Chopra
Sunshine and Angel is Amisha Patel
Gullu is Gulshan Grover
Gullu / Ash is Aishwarya Rai
Sasha is Shaheed Kapoor
Guddu is Rakesh Roshan
Maddy is Madhavan

I will be back with more in future

[malspie]

Hey Gals,

Wondering where is Guru and his beloved wife?

Yes, I am talking about AB baby and his pretty wife Ash!

They are busy shooting in a remote place at Tamil Nadu under task master Mani Ratnam!

Malsy is confident that they are stealing some time for each other!

:p

[malspie]

Ranbir Kapoor and Bipasha Basu walk hand in hand to attend Saif Ali Khan’s birthday party much to the shock of the crowd! In one of his recent interviews on TV promoting his latest release “Bachna..” he had said, “Bips is the sexiest amongst the three actresses of the movie”, and Deepika was sitting next to Bips! Ouuch!!

[malspie]

Kunal Khemu came to the studio of Idian Idol 4 only to have a dekho of his look alike Remo the chota don who is participating in this reality singing contest!

[malspie]

Ahsaas the baby girl of movie “Phoonk” says she got scared while doing the dubbing and not acting. Ahsaas was also seen in Vaastu, Kabhi Alvidaa Na Kehna, My Friend Ganesha, Aryan.

[malspie]

Off Screen pairs seem to bomb on screen. Saif and Kareena sizzled hard but the audience yawned in Tashan. Ajay Devgan and Kajol wanted to cash on their happy married life couple off screen and paired in their home production U Me and Hum, which bombed at the box office. Ranbir and Deepika look gorgeous together off screen and have gone ahead and declared their love for each other in public, but it had nothing to do on screen. Audience whistled at loved Ranbir and Bipasha and even critics admired them on screen. Dharam and Hema must be holding hands tightly saying, “No one can bring that chemistry on camera like them”. They rocked says Malsy Meeow! Both off and on screen!! Wow!!!

[malspie]

Apoorva Lakhia prefers Abhishek Bachchan dancing in suits than the chicks in bikinis for any item number of the silver screen! Way to Jr. Bachchan, Ash is smiling! Also papa B!!

[malspie]

Sukriti Kandpal is mobbed by her fans who call out to her by her character name ‘Riddhima’ in Dil Mil Gaye on Star One. She replaced Shilpa Anand who had become very popular in the soap! Sukriti is very happy with her new found image! Meeow, from Malsy

[malspie]

Dearies,

Malsy is back here to say even Rahul Bose could not save MAAN GAAYE MUGHAL-E-AZAM!

[malspie]

Tusshar Kapoor collapses in one of the sets after having an overdose of energizer powder.

[malspie]

Gals, I saw Shweta Tiwari’s picture in a leading daily in two suit …. Yeaah! This gal has left her past behind and is cashing on her good times. Shweta was living up to her image of a bahu with sindoor, mangalsutra, loose long hair, big bindi and saree. Now you see a rocking Shweta! We have to give it to her for her talent!

Malsy says what a makeover minus husband Raja Choudhary!

[malspie]

RVG has proved his critics wrong with a well directed “Phoonk”. The man has emerged from the ashes like a Phoenix and is rocking back in his chair with pride. Yes, dals, Phoonk is worth the money!

[malspie]

Malsy is busy hunting for some lost Bollywood ke girthe taare!

Esha Deol

Antara Mali

Bobby Deol

Amisha Patel

Manisha Koirala

Sanjay Kapoor

[malspie]

The 50+ son of Shammi Kapoor is all set to make his DEBUT now as a villain in a movie and with his father’s name behind him, he has managed to sign 6 movies in a row. What did he do all these years, I heard that he directed some ‘B’ grade movies! A combination of a talented father and useless son! I am sure the “Yahoo” man’s heart must be bleeding after watching the debut of Ranbir Kapoor. “Bete ab tho sudhar jha, meri palkein japak ne ke pehlekuch kar dikha”, must be his plea! My heart is all out for the dancing star of the 60’s.

[mukti]

Now we know what is Tusshar Kappor's acting secret. He has improved a lot as compared to his previous movies. People had patience with Tusshar Kapoor to give him so much practice of acting
Tusshar Kapoor collapses in one of the sets after having an overdose of energizer powder.

[mukti]

Mals
In Rab de bana di Jodi, Audience can recognize that Raj is her husband and his wife cannot recognize. She does not even feels that Raj looks like her hubby. Anushka did not do a great job in this movie either.

[malspie]

Hi Mukti,

Was that not very silly, a woman not recognizing her husband, she will recognize her boyfriend too if she meets in after a span of 20 years.

Are women not famous for their elephant like memory?

Adi do your homework before you write scripts, only SRK can believe all that you say!

[malspie]

Tussar has carved a place for himself in Comedy and I liked him in Golmaal, Kya Kool Hain Hum and Golmaal Returns.

[malspie]

Post recession, character artists like Paresh Rawal, Rajpal Yadav, Irfan Khan are asked to cut their prices by 30%

[malspie]

The satellite right offered to Dostana was Rs.6 crores post recession else it would have got a whooping Rs.12 crores.

[malspie]

Sanjay Dutt starrer Blue has gone Rs.100 crore over budget, now distributors would not like to touch it with a bean pole too!

[malspie]

Aamir Ali and Sanjeeda Shaikh walk out of Nach Baliye 4 as the production house refused to accept their terms and conditions.

[malspie]

No more spending money on publicity, movie may have to release on the abilities of the script and actors talents. Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi bit the dust!

[malspie]

Directors who had planned shoots abroad are settling with studios here in India- an attempt to save money!

[malspie]

UTV has closed down its Bangalore and Delhi Offices.

[malspie]

It is in the air that Channel 9x will be rolling their shutters down post recession.

[malspie]

Vivek Oberoi, Shiney Ahuja and Zyed Khan may have to hit the gym or try some recipes at home as they will not have any takers!

[malspie]

UTV staff have accepted a 20% cut down on their monthly salary as it is better than the Pink Slip!

[malspie]

Movie London Dreams has no distributors as Vipul Shah was demanding Rs.120crores.

[malspie]

Rakesh Roshan has to row the boat in stormy weathers as usual. His Kites has no takers as he asking for Rs.150 crores.

Poor Guy had a tough time during his tenure as an actor, then struggled his to become a good Director and struggling to nurture his son's career!

[malspie]

John Abraham is also under the spell, he had to cut down his price from Rs.4 crore to Rs.1.6 crore!

Bips will bring in the differential amount!

[malspie]

A 150 crore deal between UTV Motion Pictures and Akshay Kumar has gone Katput!

[malspie]

Salman Khan and Akshay Kumar are asked to cut down their prices to 50% post recession.

Kats can you help!

[ANKIE]

Sallu Bhai and AK seems to be the worst hit with the Recession!!!

[malspie]

Gawd, have you seen the new avatar of Aamir Khan, yeah, this little shorty has worked hard on his body and it is here for us to see.

Perfectionist Khan (Aamir) worked on his muscles toning for 365 days and then went to meet the director of Gajini. He would work out for 3 hours everyday. Later stages, he had even given up drinking water for couple of days!!

Is this called falling in love with your profession?

[shilpagodge]

Aamir is working hard to compete with youngsters. Keep up Aamir.
Mals, Why would he give up drinking water for couple of days. I thought water is very good when you are working.

[malspie]

Hi Shilpa,

He himself has confessed that he had given up on water though it is not a good sign only to tone up to a perfect finish!

He has a dietician, trainer etc.. to guide him, let us leave that part of his body building aside:)

[snehawagmare]

Mals
I enjoy reading your filmy gupchups. Keep posting

[malspie]

Hey Gals,

Indian Idol 4 has had 2 eliminations and both were girls and once again the third elimination was another girl Shini.

Shini a talented and versatile singer go eliminated and I was expecting Kuldeep to be knocked out for his poor performance.

Mohit did sing well but could not bring the "harkaten" to the words.

Bhavya sang flawlessly and Rajdeep too.

[malspie]

Hemaji seems to give a dressing down to the contestants and mentor with sophistication.

She asked them to dance and not throw their hands and feet!

She asked the mentors to tutor the constestants and not keep the focus on them always.

She also asked the contestants to not run around the stage but exhibit more footsteps as dance is all about steps and not lifting , falling etc..


She also told the contestants they will not be judged for their personal background but only for their performance.

She asked the contestants to keep their excuse of fever, backpain etc at home. She quoted that she is a trained dancer and has been dancing for more than 4 decades and has been sick many times. She never refrained from going to the stage and perform for 2 hours as the show cannot be cancelled, while here for 3 mins show, the contestants are giving suck lame excuses.

Hats off to Jeetu and Hemaji for being such fair judges.

[malspie]

Saloni of Chote Miyan rocks with her towering performance. She swept the audience as well as the judges off their feet! She was a reel of laughter and she scored the highest.

[malspie]

Oye! Its Friday was aired this Friday.

It is a talk show and hosted by Farhan Khan who is seriously cashing his fame of Rock On along with his partner Arjun Rampal!

Aamir was the guest and did not seem very comfortable like our SRK!

[malspie]

Slumdog Millionaire is creating waves and our desi talented hero is praised for his excellent acting abilities and will be nominated to the Screen Actors Guild Award.

[malspie]

Neil Nitin Mukesh is gifted with customized bicycle costing Rs.4 lakhs. Fitness freak Neil is jubiliant and promises to remain more trim and propah!

[malspie]

After proving her acting abilities as Jassi and then her dancing abilities in Jhalak Dikhla Ja and Ek Khiladi Ek Haseena – declared winner in both the reality shows, Mona Sing is trying her hands on stand up Comedy!

The show is titled as ARRE DEEWANO MUJHE PAHCHANO.

Other contestants are Kavita Kaushik (FIR fame), Mandira Bedi (Sling tops fame), Rakhi Sawant (Motor Mouth fame), Shweta Keswani (recently married her angrezi boyfriend Alex and shot into fame), Divya Dutta (Nasal voice fame), Mahesh Manjrekar (Oldie goldie fame), Glushan Grower (villain fame).

[malspie]

Dancing Queen Constestant Bhoomika Zaveri is a happy woman today, the differences with relatives has been ironed out after seeing her on television and she is also getting proposals for marriage! Bhoomika is acid attack victim and wearn stockings to hide her marks!

[malspie]

Aditya Chopra and SRK magic went phusss on the screen, so papa Yash Raj decided to take the reins once more in his hands.

[malspie]

ANOTHER REALITY SHOW ON THE LINE!
Fame Gurukool winner Qazi Tauqeer is busy shooting for a reality show Karwar, Karnataka. The show has something to do with relationships. We are waiting for it to be aired.

[malspie]

Aged superstar Rajesh Khanna looked horribly in Wafaa where he portrays the character of an old man married to a young woman and cannot satisfy her sexually! Is this going to be a comeback vehicle for RK?
Rajeshji let people remember you for Aradhana, Roti, Kati Patang etc.. Do not push in such awkward movies in their memory?
You lost stardom the day you danced with your SIL Simple Kapadia with a paunch and receding hairline way back in the late 70’s. Ofcourse, you had Souten to save you that time and Tina Munim too!

[malspie]

Ashutosh Kaushik, winner of BB2 will not be participating in Big Brother! Instead there are chances of seeing him on small screen as a stand up comedian in Comedy Circus. He will be paired with Shweta Tiwari!

[malspie]

Shilpa Shetty has planned to celebrate White Christmas this year with her beau Raj Kundra in toe at London! Wedding bells soon, Shilpa!!

[malspie]

Sonam Kapoor is not cooling here heels at home post the debacle of Saawariya. Malsy spots her dancing to glory with her friends in a club. Well, we too have heard that dancing is a good stress buster! Why don’t you take some tips from Balu the bear – Oh sorry, Anil Kapoor about staying on the top forever!!

[malspie]

Kangana Ranaut found it difficult to match steps with another perfectionist actor Hrithik Roshan during dance shoots of Kites!! Kangana, nothing to worry babes, Adhyayan is dancing well to your tunes!!

[malspie]

Sambhavana Seth injures herself when the stairs of the steps collapse in Dancing Queen. She has taken painkillers to complete the next episode. Will she be able to participate in the Classical Dance Round? Only time can tell!

[malspie]

Sleepy Nach Baliye 4 is trying hard to catch up with TRP’s. They are roping in runner up winner of Nach Baliye 2 Yash and Gauri Tonk with wild card entry!!

[malspie]

Bold and daring Urvashi Sharma who stole Malsy’s heart with her stunts in Khatron Ke Khiladi, show aired by Colors was seen walking hand in hand with Kelly Dorjee, ex-boyfriend of Lara Dutta, in to Andheri Fame Adlab’s to catch up with a late night show.

[malspie]

Task Master Mani Ratnam not only made Abhishek Bachchan lose 15 kgs for his movie Raavana, we also saw Bihari Babu Ravi Kissen walking thin for the shoot. He too has lost 15 kgs! Maniji why are you sticking to only 15 kgs loss, not 16 or 15!! Has it got anything to do with Sanjay Jumani?

[salwadisa]

I am waiting for the release of Raavana to see how AB carries himself minus 15 KG.
Task Master Mani Ratnam not only made Abhishek Bachchan lose 15 kgs for his movie Raavana, we also saw Bihari Babu Ravi Kissen walking thin for the shoot. He too has lost 15 kgs! Maniji why are you sticking to only 15 kgs loss, not 16 or 15!! Has it got anything to do with Sanjay Jumani?

[malspie]

Ash and AB are both holed up somewhere in Tamil Nadu and are busy shooting for Raavana! He has definitely lost 15 kgs but has beautiful Ash to add glow to his face!!

[nellydisa]

I was surprized to see Shini getting eliminated. I was expecting kuldeep to be eliminated. I liked Bhavya, she has good voice and control over her voice.
Hey Gals,

Indian Idol 4 has had 2 eliminations and both were girls and once again the third elimination was another girl Shini.

Shini a talented and versatile singer go eliminated and I was expecting Kuldeep to be knocked out for his poor performance.

Mohit did sing well but could not bring the "harkaten" to the words.

Bhavya sang flawlessly and Rajdeep too.

[revip007]

Beautiful Ash will definately add glow to AB. I heard Ash is out of Loreal campaign as she is now in the older category.
Ash and AB are both holed up somewhere in Tamil Nadu and are busy shooting for Raavana! He has definitely lost 15 kgs but has beautiful Ash to add glow to his face!!

[revip007]

Bhoomika Zaveri is very bold woman. I pray that she gets all the success she deserves.
Dancing Queen Constestant Bhoomika Zaveri is a happy woman today, the differences with relatives has been ironed out after seeing her on television and she is also getting proposals for marriage! Bhoomika is acid attack victim and wearn stockings to hide her marks!

[malspie]

Hi Nellydisa

I also wanted Kuldeep to be eliminated but before that I think Remo should go. He has made perfect settings back home before he got in to the gala round. There are ample of votes coming in for him.

[malspie]

Ash is charging more and hence is being not considered for renewal of her contract with LOreal.

[ashmita]

Mals
Oh that may be the valid reason for Ash non-renewal of contract with Loreal and not her age. She is beautiful as always.

[malspie]

Baba Sehgal takes his role of elder brother to Abhishek Awasthi (of Rakhi Sawant fame) too seriously. He actually slapped Abhishek while doing his shoots and shocked the unit. AA does not take it to heart, anyways does he have any other options!

[malspie]

Bruna Abdullah one of the mentors of the reality show Dancing Queen has decided to take lessons of Hindi speaking so overcome the language barrier.

[malspie]

Jeetendra jumped high and low to prove his dancing skills and woo Amma Malini. Jeetu we agree old flame dies hard, but you need not make it very obvious. We have to agree Hema rocks in her 60’s too!! She was blushing at Jeetu’s monkeygiri. Have we not heard about Hema and her sophistication on the sets too!

[malspie]

Sambhavana has started opening her bad mouth once again in Dancing Queen, we had a small shot of it last week!

[malspie]

Once again another girl is eliminated from Indian Idol 4 and this time it was Priyanka. Mohit and Bhavana were better singers than her, so there is no much tears of Priyanka’s exit. I am still wondering what setting has Remo done to survive week after week? Kuldeep surprised everyone with a good rendition, Kapil as usual was good.

[malspie]

Raghu Ram of Roadies was about to be bashed up in Delhi Auditions. He was taken to a safer place by his crews. The venue turned out to be a hub of rioters and the scene was pathetic.

[malspie]

Saif Ali Khan is once again admitted to Lilavathi Hospital due to some stomach ailments. He is under observation and treatment. Kareena was with him like a true lover. Will this make them call of their holidays at Alps?

[malspie]

The worst costume of the year award goes to Drona!

[malspie]

Thriller movie Hijack made audience cry for their money refund! Neither Shiney nor Esha could save the movie!!

[malspie]

Hello released quietly and disappeared also very quietly.

[malspie]

The award for licking goes to red wigged Rajesh Khanna in movie Wafaa.

[malspie]

Akshay Kumar’s voice proved to be a disaster for Jumbo! If only Akshay had a good voice, he would have been declared a star long back and need not wait for nearly two decades for the jackpot back to back hits of the recent years. Don’t we all know how he squeaks on the screen with his macho built? God does not give everything to everyone.

[malspie]

Movie Seeta Aur Geeta starring Sanjeev Kumar and Hema Malini will be remade as a serial on television.

[malspie]

Saif was diagnosed as suffering from Gastro Infection. Saifu and Kareena will be leaving for the Alps very soon. The theeka bhel made at home lead to a constant throw up and Nawab Saif decided to get admitted in Lilavathi!! Meeoooww… Kareena was at the bedside throughout and he was discharged on Saturday. Kapoor family visits would be Damaad! Saifu says, his holidays started soon and he did not miss anything as love Kareena was next to him. Malsy decides to pray for these love birds.

[malspie]

The garam garam spat between Sallu da and SRK Bhai has cost an item song for Katrina Kaif who was suppose to hillao her kamar in Billoo Barber.

[malspie]

Post break up with Kareena, Shaheeds hands are full! Don’t get naughty gals, his hands are full with work and he does not have dates for his dad’s directorial venture. It has got nothing to do with Vidya Balan or Sania Mirza.

[malspie]

30 foreign dancers did not have work permits but were hired to dance in the background for Roshan’s next movie Kites. Do we really need to hire foreign dancers with lacks of Indian dancers hanging around without any job? The director says he wanted to bring in the abroad effect so had hired the Phirangans.

[malspie]

Colonel RK Kapoor who introduced SRK to us in Fauji a tele serial of the late 80’s based on army background is planning Fauji 2. I would like SRK to be part of it once again. Tsck… Tsck.. Meeow….

[ashmita]

I like Kajol, she is so sweet, cute and natural. She doesnt show any artificiality in acting neither when she attends any functions. I like Kajol. She should do more movies.
This star spends lot of time reading books between shots. Hey, star and reading books, most of us always thought they are dumb nymphet. It is our very own Kajol. She is an avid reader who never shies away from wearing glasses even during award functions too. We want more of you Kajol, your absence is felt in the industry. Malsy Meeow running around to bring more news for readers.

[sabmeh]

Wow thats great news. I watched movie Sita Gita couple of times and wuld not get bored watching it again. I hope they cast good people in this serial.
Movie Seeta Aur Geeta starring Sanjeev Kumar and Hema Malini will be remade as a serial on television.

[malspie]

Hi Sabmeh,

They are planning to remake teleserial - Seetha Aur Geetha with Cezanne Khan and the female star cast is yet to be finalized.

[mukti]

I hope they did not make those Phirangans wear indian outfits and dance western. I dont remember which movie i saw this awful dance where phirangans were dressed in Ghagra cholis and dancing western music. :eek:
30 foreign dancers did not have work permits but were hired to dance in the background for Roshan’s next movie Kites. Do we really need to hire foreign dancers with lacks of Indian dancers hanging around without any job? The director says he wanted to bring in the abroad effect so had hired the Phirangans.

[malspie]

Hi Mukti,

It is really disgusting to see them wear those Indian attires and dance!! Producers should first give chance to the Indian dancers then go for phirangans.

[mukti]

Mals I agree with you. If they want to take phirangans,then phirangans should wear decent western outfit and perform decent western dance. Please dont do disgusting mix n match. Indian outfits donts suit thier skinny bodies.

[malspie]

Raja Choudhary is undergoing treatment in one of the Mumbai Hospitals for anger management.

Doctors say he is doing well and they hope he will get well soon.

[malspie]

Jr. AB is in disguise and is hiding from the shutterbugs. He has lost 15 kgs and has doned a new look for Raavana being directed by Mani Ratnam. JR. AB and his spouse were in some forest in Tamil Nadu all these days and are back home as the next location is Madhya Pradesh and the actors are getting a breather from the tough task master.

[malspie]

Kareena Kapoor is doing a sexy Arabian dance in Billoo Barber, not for her Saifu, but for SRK! Hope she does not take the common surname too seriously!!

[malspie]

Farha Khan, Deepika and SRK magic will be seen once again in Billoo Barber! Will this movie save SRK’s sinking career? Only time will tell.

[malspie]

Big B’s biography will be launched tomorrow. It is penned by Neville Tuli and is titled as Bachchanalia.

[malspie]

Salman had Sangeeta Bijlani as guest on his birthday!!

[malspie]

Shubha Yagnik wanted her daughter to be a famous singer one day, she pushed her daughter Alka Yagnik very hard and Alka had started singing for Kolkata Radio at the age of 6. She managed a letter of introduction from Raj Kapoor who sent her to Laxmikanth Pyarelal who groomed Alka in to a full fledged singer

[malspie]

Recently Alka Yagnik and her mother were traveling by the same flight, while Alka was in the Executive Class and her mom wheel –chaired to Economy Class! Media wondered why a noted singer like her would bring her mom in a lower class! Let us assume Alka’s ticket was sponsored by the organizers, is she not rich enough to affort a Executive Class ticket for her mother!
May Alka never wanted to be a singer and her mother pushed her hard, robbing her normal childhood and teenage days which has distanced her from Ma!

[malspie]

Cosntiapted Zulfi Syed of Big Boss 2 is busy trying to organize a play in tune with Boss including all the participants. It will be a one and half hour play!!

[malspie]

Recent pictures of Karisma Kapoor coming out of Lilavathi Hospital where Saif Ali Khan was admitted in the last week of December 2008 shocked her fans. She was looking so ordinary with black patches under her eyes, extra long face, pale and boring!!

Wondering is she the same girl who is judging Nach Baliye 4?

[malspie]

Karzzzzzzzzzzzz flopped misreably at the box office and I was happy that I do not have to see Himesh any more on the screen!! This time his strategy of adding Z's for luck did not work!!

[malspie]

Tussar Kapoor's parents gift him a duplex flat this new year. Actually they had purchased this flat and were busy with interior designing for the past 2 years.

Some people are born lucky!

[malspie]

I happened to watch an episode of Oye Its Friday hosted by Farhan Akhtar!

Hrithik was the guest and Gawd! he looked awful! Hrithik did pull a hard one on his colleagues of the film industry saying he has to work hard for dance shows while his colleagues tour the city and chillax as their steps are simple and boring!!

[malspie]

The two Khans who joined the bandwagon of artists flexes biceps and triceps were Shahrukh and Aamir. I must say folks, Aamir looks cute even after building his body while choco hero Shahrukh lost his charm! He has started looking like chusa hua aam!

[malspie]

Farhan Akhtar has to desperately join a Voice Modulation course as we get to hear him more now a days! He squeaks yaar!

[malspie]

I want to send Javed Akhtar to a world tour so that I see him less on television as a judge! I will not be surprised to see him one day judging some cooking contest!

[malspie]

Gals,

Did you watch Nita Ambani interview aired by NDTV Good Times? I was drooling at her all the time buddies. She was so down to earth, so simple, so friendly and even after 25 years of their married life, this woman is still madly in love with her husband.

She says he gives her the time that she wants, takes her only for wild life safaris or jungle holidays and she has adjusted to it!

She is longing to cuddle and kiss her elder son who is 17 years old as he refuses to be hugged by his mother as he is grown up!

[sabmeh]

Mals, I agree with you. They dont get any other judge other than Javed Akhtar. May be he is charging less compared to others for his appearence.

[malspie]

We had terrifc performance from Pranjeit, Bhavya, Shireen, Mohit and Rajdeep and surprisingly even Kuldeep performed well.

For a change this week a guy was eliminated and it was Kuldeep!

[malspie]

Nach Baliye had Chetan and his better half out this week. Daljeet and her partner did not perform well last night as Shaheen was suffering from migraine.

[malspie]

Hi Sabmeh,

You made me roar with laughter, I never thought in that angle!! Budda mil gaya woh bhi saste mein.

[malspie]

Shabana Azmi says that herself and Javed are more of friends and less of husband and wife! Way to go Shabs, then why do you keep sending him out of your home to judge so many shows and eat our brains?

[malspie]

Love Birdie Kareena finds Saifoo's smile the cutest. I agree with her, he has an enchanting smile.

[malspie]

Shweta Tiwari says she was offered the role of 'Kunti' by Ekta's production house which she refused. She also adds that she was always a single parent to her child and her drunkard husband had no contribution even when he was living with her!

[malspie]

Katrina Kaif is riding on the moon now a days. Her movies are doing well and she is roped in to a leading brand of jewellery ad which was Ash's ice cake!

[malspie]

SRK's production house Red Chillies will be holding a reality show on dance as they are hunting for good cheer leaders to cheer their team in the next IPL!

So only girls can participate in it and men have to stay at home cooking!!

[malspie]

Shilpa Shinde will be quitting serial Mayka as the channel has pulled out her other serial Waaris.

[malspie]

SRK's left shoulder was injured while shooting for KJO's My Name is Khan. SRK underwent treatment and continued shooting. Recently the pain aggrivated and SRK needs to look for a more senior doctor from abroad.

[malspie]

Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif walk hand in hand in to a famous dining place in Mumbai. They looked very much in love minus all the rumours. Sallu washed down around 6 pegs of Vodka and later both of them walked out together.

Sallu instead of heading towards his car, hired a rickshaw, asked the driver to sit behind with his lady love and drove it to his residence!!

Sallu nashe mein kya nahin kartha hain.

[malspie]

Akshay Kumar's Choti and Mooch look in Chandni Chowk to China is inspired by his make-up man for the past 20 odd years Narendra!

[malspie]

2008 gave 2 new beautiful faces for Bollywood - Anushka Sharma and Asin!

[malspie]

Kareena Kapoor shocked her fans with her Zero figure in Tashan!

[malspie]

Public missed Sharman a lot in Golmaal Returns though Shreyas played his role well.

[malspie]

Meaningful movies like 'A Wednesday'; "Aamir' 'Welcome to Sajjanpur' 'Khosla Ka Ghosla' walked with the trophy and big budget films like Saawariya, Tashan, Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi flopped!!

[ashmita]

I cannot imagine their jodi llok wise. I guess Katrina Kaif is much taller than Sallu. Woh bhi nashe me hoti hai kya as she is going out with Sallu
Salman Khan and Katrina Kaif walk hand in hand in to a famous dining place in Mumbai. They looked very much in love minus all the rumours. Sallu washed down around 6 pegs of Vodka and later both of them walked out together.

Sallu instead of heading towards his car, hired a rickshaw, asked the driver to sit behind with his lady love and drove it to his residence!!

Sallu nashe mein kya nahin kartha hain.

[ashmita]

Mals Kareena must have put lot of efforts to get that figure for movie Tashan or Saif?

[malspie]

Hi Ashmita,

You made me ripple down the chair with laughter!

Kats is taller than Sallu and much younger too, she must have used him to make a name in Bollywood and thats what everyone did with him!

[malspie]

Hi Ashmita,

Saif is health conscious and that must have made Bebo go for size zero, it is not only Saifu but his nawabi khandaan too waiting for her!!

[sabmeh]

Nita Ambani is so down to earth, it is really amazing. She does not talk any richy BS.
Gals,

Did you watch Nita Ambani interview aired by NDTV Good Times? I was drooling at her all the time buddies. She was so down to earth, so simple, so friendly and even after 25 years of their married life, this woman is still madly in love with her husband.

She says he gives her the time that she wants, takes her only for wild life safaris or jungle holidays and she has adjusted to it!

She is longing to cuddle and kiss her elder son who is 17 years old as he refuses to be hugged by his mother as he is grown up!

[malspie]

Hi Sabmeh,

Yeah, you too watched the episode, I enjoyed every moment of it and Nita looked so gorgeous and she seems madly in love with Mukesh even after 25 years of marriage.

[malspie]

After Farhan Akhtar, it is Neil Nitin Mukesh who has turned to singing. Are actors feeling insecured these days that they are trying to have parallel jobs in hand!

[mukti]

Everybody is talking about recession so I guess these stars are taking it seriously and they look for parallel jobs. God forbids if people stop watching movies.:cool:

[malspie]

Hi Mukhti,

Directors have started panicking already as all mega block busters are flops and
small budget films are hit.

[banishapa]

I guess small budget films are hit as the actors act very well in small budget movies like mr and mrs Iyer. Big budget and big stars are over confident and end up with a movie like Yuvraaj.

[malspie]

Nach Baliye 4 losts if flavour with poor contestants who could not bring in the TRP.

Audience got bored of Farha Khan and were tired of Karisma's Theen Taliyan!

Aamir Ali and Sanjeeda walked out of the show!

They roped in Yash and Gauri as contestants to increase the TRP!

Still no hope!

They brought in Hiten and Gauri as hosts to boost the TRP!

What else can they do! Now, they have to make the judges dance!!

So instead of winding up in the 3rd week of Feb, 09 it is will wind up in the 1st week itself and WILD CARD ENTRY IS CANCELLED!

[malspie]

It was a pleasure to watch such talent in young singers.

Bhavya Pandit sang Asha's number with ease.

Kapil sang so well, that even Javed was forced to praise him (he always criticizes him!).

Mohit brought back sweet memories of Kishoreda.

Rajdeep brought fragrance of melody in the air with the rendition of Sonu Nigam.

Toshar also created magic and judges were forced to give only GREEN for all of them!

[malspie]

Dancing Queen had Jeetu on stage this time!

This man looks younger day by day.

[malspie]

Priyanka Chopra and Harman Baweja have split but still they do not agree publicly they were having an affair!!

[malspie]

Talented Konkona Sen should urgently get her wardrobe changed, she dresses up so shabbily!

[malspie]

Don't remember her! She was with kissing master Emraan Hashmi in Jannat! Poor girl went unnoticed and is now looking for a better break.

[malspie]

False hopes of Nikhil Dwivedi collapsed when My Name is Anthony Gonsalves flopped miserably! Nikhil will be seen again in Khalballi, will he survive amongst Ranbeer, John etc. I doubt yaar.

[malspie]

Sikandar was launched with fanfare in Woodstock Villa! Audience thought it is the name of some hotel in the woods and abandoned it!

Sikandar does not take his surname with him as he believes in making it his own. Now may be, he will refresh his mind and amend his decision and start life as Sikandar Kher!

Did I forget to tell you he is the son of Anupam Kher!

[malspie]

Shekhar Suman's movies flopped one after the other and he also got linked up with Madam Re! Son, Adhyayan also bit the dust with his launch vehicle Haal-E-Dil running back to the cans! Adhyayan is now with Kangana Ranaut as her beau, may be taking cues from his papa!

[malspie]

Harman Baweja's movie Love Story 2050 was launched with pomp! He danced, he was promoted as Hrithik look alike and also as beau of much famous Priyanka Chopra. Nothing helped the movie from sinking, Harman should come again on screen in 2050 and let us live in peace.

[malspie]

Haal-E-Dil also launched Amitha Pathak who looked more like aunty from Chandigarh than a heroine. She has to work hard to be on the silver screen!