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malspie
January 1st, 2009, 03:27 AM
Dear Friends,

I would say, my effort is worth it only if I could bring a small smile on your lips.

Savy! Lets Run.. Could be your experience

The train arriving on Platform No. 5 will arrive on Platform No.2 was the roaring announcement for the commuters traveling towards Shivaji Terminus (previously Victoria Terminus or V.T.), a regular scene for most of the suburban locals here in Mumbai. Richa could see Savy, usual 1st bogie and 2nd seat from the window. Mumbaikars have preset position for standing and sitting in the train. Even if you do not distinguish your friend, you can be sure it’s him, if he is the second person of the third compartment of sixth bogie!!! It will always remain that way. The new trains have arrived with lots of promise so are the hospitals filled with new born’s tsch.. tsch.. Oh God Savy is there, is the thought that struck Richa and the same thought strikes everyone who know her. Savy, Mrs Savitha Godbole. Want to know more about her then read on…

“What are you hauling for lunch today?” Savy asked Richa. “It’s Lemon Rice.” “Why are you saying it so softly? We are not going to grab your lunch box, what say folks. ha ha ha ha ha. Did I hear Lemon Rice? How will you eat that rice; no curry, sabzi, raita, or curd, only with a big ‘Nimbu’ (lemon)? Ha ha ha haa haa.“ “Savy, it’s a South Indian dish,” she explained to her calmly. “Oh!! Let me taste,” Richa painfully handed over her lunch box to Savy. Her other friends immediately stopped Savy from tasting it saying the courtesy calls for requesting Richa to get for them separately next time, and not to thrive on her lunch now. Savy was adamant, “If she feels we have eaten much of her lunch, then she can carry my Sabudana Kichdi. Gawd, that reminds me, today I am fasting. Thank Gawd, I did not gobble up that Nimbu Rice.. hi hi. Next time carry for us, what say?” Richa nodded her head in the affirmative.

“Yeh Anuradha,” she yelled from one bend of the compartment to the other. She barbed out to all the woman standees to call Anuradha sitting three benches away from her. Anu was desperately trying to avoid her but not for long. “What Anu, have you become deaf? You wanted to purchase that front open strapless bra with lace and a matching panty, did you buy that yesterday?” Anu cursed herself for sharing the buying plan with Savy. As they were walking past Shivaji Terminus Station she had fortuitously told Savy. ‘Why? Why did I do it?’ She cursed herself many times. “Anu, what style ha, show re. That store has got trial room; did they allow you take a trial?” Anu faked she did not hear, but answered in sign language that she would tell her once they get off the train. Savy snarled, “What you are telling me in sign language, you think I am associated with the dumb and deaf? Wait I am coming there,” she hushed and pushed her way towards Anu who was going red with embarrassment. Without uttering a word, she snatched the carry bag from Anu and started displaying the items in the train. “Lovely one yaar, nice lace, the clips are firm and good, strapless wonder, wow, baby, you will look chic in this, panty is matching ha… what did your husband say,” Anu was feeling very awkward, as the attention of all women was on Anu’s new bra and panty. She felt like a model on display. Savy invited few more attentions who were busy reading their favourite novels or newspapers, “What say you girls, very nice one it is.” They just nodded and looked away. Savy pushed down the items back to the carry bag, she does not have the patience to fold them properly and tossed it on Anus lap and returned back to her original position.

“Mr Nayak, how are you feeling today,” “I am fine Savy, thank you.” “Did I not tell you to eat pomegranates for loose motions, didn't I,” All heads in office turned towards Mr Nayak, General Manager- Marketing who had left early the day before. Ah!! Now we know the reason for his early exit. Cecilia quickly whispered, “He was wearing beige trousers yesterday, thank god, he did not leak here,” He he he everywhere. Mr Nayak decided to spend most of his time in his cabin that day. Thanks to Savy alias Savitha Godbole.

“Sandhya, have I not repeatedly told you not to wear that green revealing midi frock? Suzan, do you know this girl had left special instructions with the tailor to deepen that neck? This is today’s generation. I will smack you Sandhya, if you disobey me,” snarled Savy. “When are you going to improve on your performance in studies?” she quizzed Sandhya. Suzan got curious, “What happened, Savy? Flucuating mark sheets should not upset you,” Actually, Suzan was more interested to know where Sandhya stands academically, hope she is not better than her daughter. Savy replied, “Her prelims marks are not showing good signs, 70/150; 40/100, 37/100..” “Mom, can you please stop here. What has got my marks to do with this green dress, just tell me,” Savy was fuming, “You are back answering your mother, mind your tongue,” “That’s what we have been telling you mom,” Suzan was happy for the information she had gathered enough to keep her kitty party of tomorrow lively. “Forget it Savy, lets move from here,” she said.

Vijaya is not well and she cannot go to the coaching class today to pick her daughter. Savy gets a call from Viji informing her about her ill health. “Please tell her to take a rickshaw from there,” said Viji “What rubbish! I will bring her home with me. Anyways I always pick my son on the way back from office, common Viji, what is a friend for?”

“It’s quite painful,’ Mr Godbole lamented and sat on the couch. “You should have taken rest today, you are always adamant,” Savy bellowed. “Now, lets go to the doctor after this cup of coffee and not waste time,” “O.K.” he quivered. Both of them go to their family doctor who examines Mr Godbole’s huge heat boil on his buttock. He dresses the boil and warns him to be a bit careful so that he is free from infections. “You would be fine in a day or two,” assured the doctor.

Next morning Godbole got ready to go to his office. “Do you have to go today? You are behaving as though you are the only person working in that office. And what do you get, peanuts. I have been telling you for the past one year that we need to do waterproofing and colouring of the house, you never bothered. That couch on which you perch everyday has got a torn cover, how many times I have told you that we need to change it, again you gave a deaf ear,” “Savy can you speak a little softly, our next door neighbour is standing at the door,” “Why are you bothered about who is standing where, this house is ours and we have the liberty to talk in our natural tones, I am not bothered about all this petty things,” Godbole was sure Mrs Pednekar has not missed anything, she was collecting her newspaper from the door for a very long time. Savy was stopping me from going to office, then how she landed up on that torn couch cover, he wondered?!? He has been pondering on such issues many times for the past 15 years of their marriage. “You are finally going, is it,” Savy gave him a hard stare. ‘I think, I should, I do not know about the heat boil, but if I stay back I will get blood boil,” “You and your talks, your whole family has this approach, talking in puzzles, look at me, straight and simple and so are my parents…” “See you bye Savy,” She runs to the door. He presses the lift button, waits impatiently for the lift, why does it take so much time, before this gutter opens ones again, I need to run and he pats himself.

Mrs Pednekar comes out again to keep her dustbin and Mr Ranganathan kisses goodbye to his wife and joins Godbole in the wait. As Godbole and Ranganathan enter the lift, Savy gives a valuable advice, “Please take care of that boil on your buttock, see that it does not rupture by some sudden impact, do not eat any oily stuff, if possible try to sit on one buttock today, explain to your boss, he will understand.” The lift went down opened up, Godbole hurried towards the gate, jumped in to a waiting rickshaw, sat with much pain and vanished. Ranganathan did not stop him! Mrs Pednekar is also invited for the kitty party.

I am eagerly waiting for your feedback sakhis, do not log out without giving your feedback.

rajmiarun
January 1st, 2009, 09:01 AM
Mals,
You made me roar aloud with laughter. OMG, what a charecter. She reminded of one of my lost friend. Yes lost friend. I made sure that I loose her.

mukti
January 1st, 2009, 10:55 AM
Mals Thanks for the story and I am glad to read story on New year which gave me hearty laugh. I am sure I will be reading good stuff all the year around.
Rajmi You are lucky you can say you remember your lost friend. I am not lucky like you, I have one of my friend like Mrs Godbole, planning to include her in lost friend list.:)

malspie
January 2nd, 2009, 01:38 AM
Hi Raj,

I think we must have all encountered at least one 'Savy' in our life. It is better to be away from her than befriend her and wait for being embarrassed in public.

malspie
January 2nd, 2009, 01:39 AM
Mukti,

Quickly drop her or distance yourself from her, it is not good to be close to such characters, though they do exhibit good nature too as here she volunteer's to bring her friends son home.

jampatil
January 3rd, 2009, 11:40 PM
Mals your story is very entertaining and reminds me of my neighbour. Everybody keep distance from her to avoid embrassing situations.
Thanks for posting

naarisakhi
January 3rd, 2009, 11:49 PM
Mals your Savvy is very entertaining. Thanks for bringing joy to our readers through Savvy's story. Everybody must have met Savvy at some point of their life and this will bring back sweet bitter memories. Keep posting.

malspie
January 4th, 2009, 09:15 AM
Hi Jampatil,

It is very very embarrassing to have such people around us, as they do not feel shy or inhibited about any actions or words!

Thanks for stepping in with a feedback.

malspie
January 4th, 2009, 09:16 AM
Hi Naarisakhi,

It is a pleasure to receive your feedback. I wanted to entertain my sakhis this time after frightening them in my Fiction Post last month.

anuchem
January 4th, 2009, 10:15 AM
Mals, Savvy is very hilarious character and you have potrayed it very well.
Keep up the good work. I can relate to so many Savvy's in my life.

malspie
January 4th, 2009, 10:44 AM
Hi Anuchem,

Savy like characters are roaming freely in the society wagging their acid tongue. One cannot even imagine being victimized by her, better to run far away from her! What say!

surekhapar
January 4th, 2009, 10:45 AM
Mals, Your story gave me hearty laughter. All the scenes rolled down in front of me. You are a great writer.

malspie
January 4th, 2009, 10:48 AM
Hi Surekha,

I was eagerly waiting to read the feedbacks of my dear sakhis! I am glad to know that I managed to bring some dose of laughter in your life today.

Thanks for the feedback and the compliments too! It motivates me to think harder to bring in more such stories for my dear friends.

ashmita
January 4th, 2009, 04:04 PM
Mals You made me laugh loudly. After reading your story I was laughing to myself thinking about Savy and all her drama.
Keep up the good work.

banishapa
January 4th, 2009, 07:51 PM
Mals, I am still laughing. You did not bring just smiles but laughter to Sakhis.
I like to read hilarious stories and keep them at the back of my mind. I keep hilarious stories and moments in my mind safe box to use when I have bad days. It lightens the mood. This story goes in my mind safe box to be used for bad days.
Thanks for depositing a story in my mind safe box.

malspie
January 5th, 2009, 12:56 AM
My Dear Ashmita,

Savy is a woman who cares a damn for others sentiments, she believes in being loud and open at the same time can vociferously safe guard her own ineterest!

We are sure to have met atleast one such characters in our life and do I need to say about our run for life!

Thanks for the feedback.

malspie
January 5th, 2009, 12:58 AM
Hi Banishapa,

We both will rock together! I am also a great fan of humour and I love to watch comedy movies, shows and also have a great sense of humour!

I am touched to know that my story will help you to lighten the dark moments of your life (if any).

Hope to see you again.

sunidi12
January 5th, 2009, 10:53 AM
Mals
I am laughing loudly right now. I forwarded it to my friends and even they enjoyed it. You are Great. Keep up the good work.

malspie
January 5th, 2009, 10:56 AM
Hey Sunidi,

What is life, if we cannot bring a smile on someone's lips! If you have managed to bring laughter means your day is complete! I am totally floored to know my sakhis are enjoying this non fiction tale of Savy the loud mouth!!

Do return for more fun with Malspie. Your sakhi.

sabmeh
January 5th, 2009, 04:07 PM
Mals
Today I had a bad day for some reason. I sat to browse the internet and here I read your Savy and forgot eveything whatever had happened. Mals Great work. I appreciate you taking time to acknowledge sakhis FB'S. I am also trying to get into that habit.

malspie
January 6th, 2009, 10:25 AM
Sabmeh,

I am overwhelmed to read your feedback. Humour can lift any sunken spirit and that is why I always like to watch and share humour.

sulu2000
January 6th, 2009, 09:38 PM
Mals thanks for posting humours story. I have sunken spirit most of the time as too many things going on in my life. After reading your story I had some good moments. Thanks for psoting and briging smiles on our faces.
"Punya ka kam kar rahi ho tum"

malspie
January 7th, 2009, 01:45 AM
Hi Sulu,

Dua mein badi thakat hothi hain, dete raho, mein ikkata karthe rahoon, mere bure waqt mein kaam aa jayega!

Thanks buddy, it is a delight to know that I can boost my friends sunken spirit!

God please bless me with little more abilities so that I can come back with some more threads.

Thanks Sulu.

suminaik10
January 7th, 2009, 11:37 AM
Mals you are great writer as I was reading savy rolled in front my eyes on the train, in the neighborhood. Characters like Savy are blessed with loud voice so everybody can hear them. No comment goes unheard.
I am still laughing :)

malspie
January 7th, 2009, 11:41 AM
Hi Sumi,

How would like an encounter with that wonderful character?

I will like to shrink myself in to shrimp size and hide!!

You are right, there are plenty of Savvy's in this world roaming freely with their loud voice only to embarrass good souls like us.

Hi Hi. :)

Tweety
January 8th, 2009, 11:02 AM
Hi Mals,

We are great fans of comedy, laughter and fun, how can we not laugh our lungs out on Savy! Uncouth, indecent, boring, loud and shameful behaviour of Savy and she yelling out to her husband to sit on one buttock made me laugh aloud.

Only you can think of something so hilarious!

malspie
January 9th, 2009, 02:01 AM
Hi Tweety,

Savy like characters are very proud of their behaviour and do not feel ashamed or uncomfortable about it, it is a different matter that they embarrass others!

Glad to know you enjoyed reading it and it has to be that way, finally we are all fans of humour!

joelcabar
January 16th, 2009, 04:41 PM
Mals Great story and narration. There are lots of Savvy's around us and sometimes closed one in your family.

malspie
January 17th, 2009, 01:49 AM
Hi Joelcabar,

Very true to note that there is always a Savy hidden amongst relatives and friends. Thanks for the feedback.

nellydisa
January 27th, 2009, 07:35 AM
Mals, your story reminded me of several Savvy's I come across even at work place. It was hillarious.

malspie
January 27th, 2009, 10:37 AM
Hi Nellydisa,
The world is indeed filled with plenty of Savy's! Thanks for stepping in to read this hilarious story.

salwadisa
January 28th, 2009, 08:01 AM
Mals, thanks for bringing laughter in me specially today as it was one of those days where everything goes against you.

malspie
January 28th, 2009, 10:05 AM
Hi Salwadisa,

To be frank, very few come out with such honest feedbacks. It is your prayers that made you step in to this thread and laugh to forget the tough and sad moments of the day.

devika235
January 28th, 2009, 09:39 PM
Mals, worth reading your Savvy more than once. Very well narrated. Keep up the good work.

malspie
January 29th, 2009, 02:09 AM
Hi Devika,

Thanks buddy for appreciating my efforts. Whenever I feel low, I step in to this story and read it too!!

surabinaik
February 2nd, 2009, 06:08 PM
Mals, Great story yar. I shared it with my friends and they rolled in laughter.
You deserve winning cap on this.

malspie
February 3rd, 2009, 08:58 AM
Hi Surabi,

You shared it with your friends, none of them would be surprised to hear about Savy, there is one hidden in most corners.

Thanks for reading the story.

malspie
February 6th, 2009, 12:16 PM
Hi Anuchem,

Thanks for quickly identifying Savy's of your circle, there are indeed plenty of them roaming around to embarrass others.

ketaki2097
February 6th, 2009, 12:28 PM
Savvys in reall world are big loosers but you have made your Savvy to the top. you deserve it Mals. Congrates for winning best written story.

malspie
February 7th, 2009, 02:20 AM
Hi Ketaki,

In real life, I would love to keep a distance from 'Loud Mouth' people. Savy has been lucky for me as she made the 'Winner' of the contest.

Thanks for being here.

sunkan
February 20th, 2009, 10:04 PM
dear mals the ever witty you i am not surprised with this piece...sunkan

malspie
February 21st, 2009, 12:28 AM
Hi Sunkan,

I am aware that you are a valuable contributor in many sites, but still you have taken time to sit through and read this story and post a feedback.

Yeah, I love humour and enjoy watching and writing comedy.

Thanks dear for the feedback.

mistydisa
February 22nd, 2009, 08:06 PM
Mals, savvy is very hillarious, I can connect it to my experiences in real life. Thanks for making us laugh.

malspie
February 22nd, 2009, 10:06 PM
Hi Misty,

In a group of 10, there is always a Savvy waiting to open her loud mouth!


Had fun nah!

Chal See you

Bye!

sakshi
May 6th, 2011, 11:06 PM
LOL my stomach hurts.
What a character. This reminds me of my friend who is lost. Yes and I am not searching for her.

malspie
May 7th, 2011, 06:14 AM
Yeah, finally some one dug up this old post...

We will always encounter a Savvy at least once in our life and would later not like to meet her again... Ha. Ha.

mukti
May 7th, 2011, 07:48 AM
Mals, Every perosn will have savvy at some point in their life. Each sakhis should read this story once in a life time.

nalini
May 7th, 2011, 08:40 AM
Mals, What a lovely narration. I am laughing so loudly yar. It is better to run with real Savvy but would like to stick to virtual savvy in your story. LOL enjoyed reading.

malspie
May 7th, 2011, 11:17 AM
Mals, Every perosn will have savvy at some point in their life. Each sakhis should read this story once in a life time.

Mukti,

We would like to take mukti from a 'Savy' we meet, who would like to be embarrassed in front of others! None!

malspie
May 7th, 2011, 11:20 AM
Mals, What a lovely narration. I am laughing so loudly yar. It is better to run with real Savvy but would like to stick to virtual savvy in your story. LOL enjoyed reading.

Nalini,

When we read such stories, we end up relating someone or some incident of our life with them and thats how this story has gathered so many views.

Thanks buddy, laughter is a good medicine.

moonlight
May 8th, 2012, 09:10 AM
LOL, very true incidents in a very funny way. I cannot stop laughing. hhehehe

malspie
May 8th, 2012, 10:00 AM
Moonlight

Threads have very low shelf life online, it is a pleasure to have them dug up for a read.

Thanks for being here and enjoying Savvbai and her high decibel vocal chords

shailunaipal
May 8th, 2012, 11:54 AM
Thanks Moonlight for bringing up this story.
Mals, so many characters came up to my mind while reading this story. lovely narration,

malspie
May 9th, 2012, 03:28 AM
Shailunaipal

There are many who do not tone down their vocal chords and are proud to display loud and indecent behaviour in public. This tale brushed up all the Savy's whom you know and made you smile.. My aim is fulfilled.

Thanks for taking time to step in.